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Last night we were invited to a lovely little party in London with the hippest bird in town, Queen Lizzy the second...
Now I'm not sure whether or not its standard practice for Canadian bands to join the royals at Buckingham, but the Queen sure seemed to take a liking to us. We arrived just after tea time, and just left the van in front of the gates as we figured the Welsh guards would keep a good eye on it, not like they were doing much more than just standing there anyways. So we headed in and were greated by corgy's and Chuck and Camilla (that slag), the general consensus was to head out to the gardens and enjoy a rare sunny day in England. So like most people we expected the Queen to be a polite but reserved lady, BOY WERE WE WRONG. As soon as we get out to the gardens she appears outta nowhere with 3 cases of beer and a huge bottle of tequila!!! Damn, these monarchs know how to cut loose, I guess its the only way they can stay sane. So we had a few before dinner drinks and then headed into the main dining room for a proper huge prime rib dinner, done the proper British way, complete with Yorkshire pudding.  So after dinner we were all feeling quite stuffed and satisfied. We figured that was all the Queen really had in store for us, BOY WERE WE WRONG! Next we headed into the study behind Queenie, and she told us to chill for a minute. Just a quick second later she comes back in pops on some Biggiei and starts skinning a huge blunt!! So after a few of those and a couple night caps of the finest Brandy in Britain we woozily headed back home. Who would have known we'd have such a blast with the Queen?? Not me, thats for sure. We really are having the time of our lives over here. I mean just look at this priceless photo.... 
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