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Click HERE to skip the crap and just sign up. Thats right, you've stumbled upon the most BADASS group on all of myspace.. the MOTHER FUCKING JOHNSTONES STREET TEAM!! We're currently looking for people in YOUR area. So sign up now, and get all the latest tips and ins from your favourite badasses, and be a part of the solution in their rise to the top of the universe!! Some of you must be wondering "What the fuck do I do to be part of this kickass group?! How can I make everyone worry about losing their girlfriends to me?!" Well the answers are right here in front of you. Read on... ---------------------------------------------------------------------
What the fuck do I do to be part of a Street Team anyway? What does a Street Team do?
---------------------------------------------------------------------Basically, a Street Team is a large group of FANS (thats you!) who help out with promoting upcoming band events in their area. This could involve putting up posters, handing out stickers/flyers, telling everyone (including your grandma) that we're playing and they better be there, calling the local radio station at all hours of the day to get them to play our songs, etc. YOU know all the people who would like our band.. let them know we're around!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Alright, so I dedicated my life to The Johnstones and have brought a billion people in my town ALONE to your show. What the fuck is in it for me?! What do I get for doing this minimal EASY work?!
---------------------------------------------------------------------What don't the Johnstones give you already, with their Cultish music and phenominal good looks?! We can't give you our muscles (you gotta earn those yourselves) but we CAN give you Free Tickets to the show, exclusive videos, pictures, and a cost on our merch!! NOT TO MENTION, a monthly draw for a free johnstones T-shirt! Free swag, mad deals, and big ups from the J-stones, what more could you want?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Alright, Alright. You fuckers convinced me. I wanna do this. How do I hook it up?!
---------------------------------------------------------------------Simple, just click HERE! and let us know where you live, what you could do for The Johnstones, your favourite song/member and why, and a nudie photo. Please allow us up to a week to get back to you.. we're busy guys, with all the mothers we visit every night!
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